So Bad its… Still Bad, But Absurdly Humorous
Wow. So this is starting off to be a shitty week. I don’t even wanna complain about it. I am now officially laughing because things have gotten SO ridiculous. Here’s the short list. You judge:
Burner inside our oven shorted out. Can’t bake anything and we have no microwave.
I have a cold that went from severe sore throat to severe cough in 2 days.
I bought $200 worth of books for school. Then had to switch classes and buy another $100 worth. I now own $120 worth of books that I am not using for anything.
My new class = doctoral dissertation. ( I am still working on completing my BA, thanks). This coupled with a class on the Canterbury Tales that will last 12 weeks.
My stomach seems to no longer accept beef or beef products. I loved cheeseburgers. I will now forever have “no cheeseburger face”.
Nyquil has made me late to work twice this week. I am now 0-2.
I have to ride with my mom and my sister for 8 hours in an enclosed vehicle. Originally I was just gonna pick up furniture, but they deemed it a good time to tell my grandparents that my sister is pregnant (not intentionally) and unemployed. I expect to get caught in some crossfire.
My only fan in my apartment (which I need in order to sleep- white noise) makes a very high pitched, very loud noise at random intervals during the night… interrupting my sleep. It is extraordinarily difficult to pinpoint the source of the problem when it is 3am and you are coked up on nyquil.
I haven’t gotten any since before thanksgiving. I’m ready to start biting people in half.
The people who live upstairs are apparently failing at learning to juggle bowling balls. Practice hours are from 10pm to 2am. Fortunately, they are practicing on Ave’s side of the apt and the noise on my end is fairly muffled.
I’m coughing so much my abs are going to look like Brad Pitt’s in Fight Club.
My credit card balance is waaaaaaaaay too high. I need to pay that down… now.
We have 8-10 min of hot water in our apt.
The increased stress has caused an increase in acne. I am livid. Probably not helping…
I think that’s good for now. I just… want to stop for a day or two. No luck til sunday/monday. Thanks for lookin out MLK jr.
